The Oval Portrait
The chateau into which my valet had ventured to make forcible entrance, rather than permit me, in my desperately wounded condition, to pass a night in the open air, was one of those piles of commingled gloom and grandeur which have so long frowned among the Appennines, not less in fact than in the fancy of Mrs. Radcliffe. To all appearance it had been temporarily and very lately abandoned. We established ourselves in one of the smallest and least sumptuously furnished apartments. It lay in a remote turret of the building. Its decorations were rich, yet tattered and antique. Its walls were hung with tapestry and bedecked with manifold and multiform armorial trophies, together with an unusually great number of very spirited modern paintings in frames of rich golden arabesque. In these paintings, which depended from the walls not only in their main surfaces, but in very many nooks which the bizarre architecture of the chateau rendered necessary—in these paintings my incipient delirium, perhaps, had caused me to take deep interest; so that I bade Pedro to close the heavy shutters of the room—since it was already night—to light the tongues of a tall candelabrum which stood by the head of my bed—and to throw open far and wide the fringed curtains of black velvet which enveloped the bed itself. I wished all this done that I might resign myself, if not to sleep, at least alternately to the contemplation of these pictures, and the perusal of a small volume which had been found upon the pillow, and which purported to criticise and describe them.
 
Long—long I read—and devoutly, devotedly I gazed. Rapidly and gloriously the hours flew by and the deep midnight came. The position of the candelabrum displeased me, and outreaching my hand with difficulty, rather than disturb my slumbering valet, I placed it so as to throw its rays more fully upon the book.
 
But the action produced an effect altogether unanticipated. The rays of the numerous candles (for there were many) now fell within a niche of the room which had hitherto been thrown into deep shade by one of the bed-posts. I thus saw in vivid light a picture all unnoticed before. It was the portrait of a young girl just ripening into womanhood. I glanced at the painting hurriedly, and then closed my eyes. Why I did this was not at first apparent even to my own perception. But while my lids remained thus shut, I ran over in my mind my reason for so shutting them. It was an impulsive movement to gain time for thought—to make sure that my vision had not deceived me—to calm and subdue my fancy for a more sober and more certain gaze. In a very few moments I again looked fixedly at the painting.
 
That I now saw aright I could not and would not doubt; for the first flashing of the candles upon that canvas had seemed to dissipate the dreamy stupor which was stealing over my senses, and to startle me at once into waking life.
 
The portrait, I have already said, was that of a young girl. It was a mere head and shoulders, done in what is technically termed a vignette manner; much in the style of the favorite heads of Sully. The arms, the bosom, and even the ends of the radiant hair melted imperceptibly into the vague yet deep shadow which formed the back-ground of the whole. The frame was oval, richly gilded and filigreed in Moresque. As a thing of art nothing could be more admirable than the painting itself. But it could have been neither the execution of the work, nor the immortal beauty of the countenance, which had so suddenly and so vehemently moved me. Least of all, could it have been that my fancy, shaken from its half slumber, had mistaken the head for that of a living person. I saw at once that the peculiarities of the design, of the vignetting, and of the frame, must have instantly dispelled such idea—must have prevented even its momentary entertainment. Thinking earnestly upon these points, I remained, for an hour perhaps, half sitting, half reclining, with my vision riveted upon the portrait. At length, satisfied with the true secret of its effect, I fell back within the bed. I had found the spell of the picture in an absolute life-likeliness of expression, which, at first startling, finally confounded, subdued, and appalled me. With deep and reverent awe I replaced the candelabrum in its former position. The cause of my deep agitation being thus shut from view, I sought eagerly the volume which discussed the paintings and their histories. Turning to the number which designated the oval portrait, I there read the vague and quaint words which follow:
 
“She was a maiden of rarest beauty, and not more lovely than full of glee. And evil was the hour when she saw, and loved, and wedded the painter. He, passionate, studious, austere, and having already a bride in his Art; she a maiden of rarest beauty, and not more lovely than full of glee; all light and smiles, and frolicsome as the young fawn; loving and cherishing all things; hating only the Art which was her rival; dreading only the pallet and brushes and other untoward instruments which deprived her of the countenance of her lover. It was thus a terrible thing for this lady to hear the painter speak of his desire to portray even his young bride. But she was humble and obedient, and sat meekly for many weeks in the dark, high turret-chamber where the light dripped upon the pale canvas only from overhead. But he, the painter, took glory in his work, which went on from hour to hour, and from day to day. And he was a passionate, and wild, and moody man, who became lost in reveries; so that he would not see that the light which fell so ghastly in that lone turret withered the health and the spirits of his bride, who pined visibly to all but him. Yet she smiled on and still on, uncomplainingly, because she saw that the painter (who had high renown) took a fervid and burning pleasure in his task, and wrought day and night to depict her who so loved him, yet who grew daily more dispirited and weak. And in sooth some who beheld the portrait spoke of its resemblance in low words, as of a mighty marvel, and a proof not less of the power of the painter than of his deep love for her whom he depicted so surpassingly well. But at length, as the labor drew nearer to its conclusion, there were admitted none into the turret; for the painter had grown wild with the ardor of his work, and turned his eyes from canvas merely, even to regard the countenance of his wife. And he would not see that the tints which he spread upon the canvas were drawn from the cheeks of her who sate beside him. And when many weeks had passed, and but little remained to do, save one brush upon the mouth and one tint upon the eye, the spirit of the lady again flickered up as the flame within the socket of the lamp. And then the brush was given, and then the tint was placed; and, for one moment, the painter stood entranced before the work which he had wrought; but in the next, while he yet gazed, he grew tremulous and very pallid, and aghast, and crying with a loud voice, ‘This is indeed Life itself!’ turned suddenly to regard his beloved:—She was dead!”
 
 
© Edgar Allan Poe 1842
The chateau into which my valet had ventured to make forcible entrance, rather than permit me, in my desperately wounded condition, to pass a night in the open air, was one of those piles of commingled gloom and grandeur which have so long frowned among the Appennines, not less in fact than in the fancy of Mrs. Radcliffe. To all appearance it had been temporarily and very lately abandoned. We established ourselves in one of the smallest and least sumptuously furnished apartments. It lay in a remote turret of the building. Its decorations were rich, yet tattered and antique. Its walls were hung with tapestry and bedecked with manifold and multiform armorial trophies, together with an unusually great number of very spirited modern paintings in frames of rich golden arabesque. In these paintings, which depended from the walls not only in their main surfaces, but in very many nooks which the bizarre architecture of the chateau rendered necessary—in these paintings my incipient delirium, perhaps, had caused me to take deep interest; so that I bade Pedro to close the heavy shutters of the room—since it was already night—to light the tongues of a tall candelabrum which stood by the head of my bed—and to throw open far and wide the fringed curtains of black velvet which enveloped the bed itself. I wished all this done that I might resign myself, if not to sleep, at least alternately to the contemplation of these pictures, and the perusal of a small volume which had been found upon the pillow, and which purported to criticise and describe them.
 
Long—long I read—and devoutly, devotedly I gazed. Rapidly and gloriously the hours flew by and the deep midnight came. The position of the candelabrum displeased me, and outreaching my hand with difficulty, rather than disturb my slumbering valet, I placed it so as to throw its rays more fully upon the book.
 
But the action produced an effect altogether unanticipated. The rays of the numerous candles (for there were many) now fell within a niche of the room which had hitherto been thrown into deep shade by one of the bed-posts. I thus saw in vivid light a picture all unnoticed before. It was the portrait of a young girl just ripening into womanhood. I glanced at the painting hurriedly, and then closed my eyes. Why I did this was not at first apparent even to my own perception. But while my lids remained thus shut, I ran over in my mind my reason for so shutting them. It was an impulsive movement to gain time for thought—to make sure that my vision had not deceived me—to calm and subdue my fancy for a more sober and more certain gaze. In a very few moments I again looked fixedly at the painting.
 
That I now saw aright I could not and would not doubt; for the first flashing of the candles upon that canvas had seemed to dissipate the dreamy stupor which was stealing over my senses, and to startle me at once into waking life.
 
The portrait, I have already said, was that of a young girl. It was a mere head and shoulders, done in what is technically termed a vignette manner; much in the style of the favorite heads of Sully. The arms, the bosom, and even the ends of the radiant hair melted imperceptibly into the vague yet deep shadow which formed the back-ground of the whole. The frame was oval, richly gilded and filigreed in Moresque. As a thing of art nothing could be more admirable than the painting itself. But it could have been neither the execution of the work, nor the immortal beauty of the countenance, which had so suddenly and so vehemently moved me. Least of all, could it have been that my fancy, shaken from its half slumber, had mistaken the head for that of a living person. I saw at once that the peculiarities of the design, of the vignetting, and of the frame, must have instantly dispelled such idea—must have prevented even its momentary entertainment. Thinking earnestly upon these points, I remained, for an hour perhaps, half sitting, half reclining, with my vision riveted upon the portrait. At length, satisfied with the true secret of its effect, I fell back within the bed. I had found the spell of the picture in an absolute life-likeliness of expression, which, at first startling, finally confounded, subdued, and appalled me. With deep and reverent awe I replaced the candelabrum in its former position. The cause of my deep agitation being thus shut from view, I sought eagerly the volume which discussed the paintings and their histories. Turning to the number which designated the oval portrait, I there read the vague and quaint words which follow:
 
“She was a maiden of rarest beauty, and not more lovely than full of glee. And evil was the hour when she saw, and loved, and wedded the painter. He, passionate, studious, austere, and having already a bride in his Art; she a maiden of rarest beauty, and not more lovely than full of glee; all light and smiles, and frolicsome as the young fawn; loving and cherishing all things; hating only the Art which was her rival; dreading only the pallet and brushes and other untoward instruments which deprived her of the countenance of her lover. It was thus a terrible thing for this lady to hear the painter speak of his desire to portray even his young bride. But she was humble and obedient, and sat meekly for many weeks in the dark, high turret-chamber where the light dripped upon the pale canvas only from overhead. But he, the painter, took glory in his work, which went on from hour to hour, and from day to day. And he was a passionate, and wild, and moody man, who became lost in reveries; so that he would not see that the light which fell so ghastly in that lone turret withered the health and the spirits of his bride, who pined visibly to all but him. Yet she smiled on and still on, uncomplainingly, because she saw that the painter (who had high renown) took a fervid and burning pleasure in his task, and wrought day and night to depict her who so loved him, yet who grew daily more dispirited and weak. And in sooth some who beheld the portrait spoke of its resemblance in low words, as of a mighty marvel, and a proof not less of the power of the painter than of his deep love for her whom he depicted so surpassingly well. But at length, as the labor drew nearer to its conclusion, there were admitted none into the turret; for the painter had grown wild with the ardor of his work, and turned his eyes from canvas merely, even to regard the countenance of his wife. And he would not see that the tints which he spread upon the canvas were drawn from the cheeks of her who sate beside him. And when many weeks had passed, and but little remained to do, save one brush upon the mouth and one tint upon the eye, the spirit of the lady again flickered up as the flame within the socket of the lamp. And then the brush was given, and then the tint was placed; and, for one moment, the painter stood entranced before the work which he had wrought; but in the next, while he yet gazed, he grew tremulous and very pallid, and aghast, and crying with a loud voice, ‘This is indeed Life itself!’ turned suddenly to regard his beloved:—She was dead!”
 
 
© Edgar Allan Poe 1842
Narrated by Fred Stelling
Narrated by Fred Stelling
POST RECITAL
TALK
SFX Birdsong
 
BR: Why are you playing birdsong?
 
TN: Oh it helps me to relax. I’ll turn it off when he gets here.
 
BR: Do you have a plan B?
 
TN: I do but let’s give it a few more minutes, huh?
 
FS: What are you waiting for?
 
TN: You know Fred, don’t feel you have to stick around. Thanks for reading the story. You did a great job.
 
BR:Yeah.
 
FS: Thanks.
 
TN: And we’re waiting for Edgar Allen Poe to get here.
 
FS: You might be waiting a long time. He died in 1847.
 
BR: I think it was 1849 actually.
 
TN: Well that’s no excuse, whenever it was. I’ve been looking for him all morning. I went to every fucking bar in town... He looks like that actor, right? … er… what’s his name? It’s on the tip of my tongue, um… you know... er. The guy… the guy that played Django Reinhardt…
 
BR: Oh you mean Sean Penn.
 
TN: Yeah, yeah that’s it, Sean Penn. Yeah. Kind of a squishy face.
 
FS: Did you see him?
 
TN: Who?
 
FS: Sean Penn.
 
TN: No. Of course not. I saw Vincent Price though…
 
FS: Oh.
 
TN:—in the hardware store.
 
FS: Really?
 
BR: Can you turn off those birds now?
 
TN: Okay, okay, if that’s what you want. We were getting to a good bit though.
 
SFX: Cut Birdsong
 
BR: What makes you think Edgar Allen Poe is going to show up?
 
TN: I sent him an email.
 
FS: You emailed him?
 
TN: Yeah.
 
BR: You have his email address?
 
TN: No. Fuck that.
 
FS: Well, how can you email him if you don’t have his address?
 
TN: I just wrote EA Poe and hit send… And he never got back to me. I know he has some problems but even so...
 
BR: Er, what’s plan B?
 
TN: Plan B? Yeah, yeah… maybe it’s time to move on. I got this laudanum from Amazon. I just happened to get three bottles. So, one for each of us. Here you go.
 
SFX—Movement, clinking bottles
 
FS: Thanks.
 
TN: Let’s start with this.
 
BR: It says ‘Poison’ on it.
 
TN: Oh that’s probably just something their legal department came up with. Don’t worry about it.
 
SFX Drinking sound
 
TN: He’s drained it...
 
FS: God it’s bitter.
 
TN: Fred you’re not meant to take the whole thing in one go. It’s meant to be a spoonful or two.
 
FS: Huh?
 
TN: Christ…
 
BR: Why are we taking laudanum?
 
TN: Because I just read in De Quincey’s Diary of an Opium Eater, that this stuff affects one’s sense of time—one year can seem like seventy. This is just what we need for plan B. So take your medicine. Here’s a spoon.
 
SFX—slurping
 
FS: Once upon a midnight…
 
BR: Hmm… Not bad
 
FS: …dreary, while I pondered, weak and…
 
TN: Are you okay Fred?
 
FS: … weary…
 
SFX: stumbling, bumping into things in background
 
FS: Mmm… Yeah I’m fine. This isn’t too bad.
 
BR: So what exactly is Plan B?
 
TN: Seeing as that fucker Poe didn’t show up, Fred is going to be him. He’s here. He read the story. It makes sense. Brent, you’ll be Samuel Taylor Coleridge and I’ll be Socrates. Together, Socrates and Coleridge will interview Edgar Allen Poe. Brilliant, right?
 
BR: Hmm…
 
FS: “Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!”
 
TN: Okay, I think he’s off. You know, he married a thirteen year-old girl. What kind of guy would do that?
 
BR: Yeah.
 
TN: Right… well we should get this while we can.…
 
FS: When the tempest…
 
TN: You go first as Coleridge, then I’ll follow with a question as Socrates.
 
SFX: Stumbling, breaking china
 
TN: What the fuck is he doing out there? Yeah you can go first, unless of course you think Socrates should go first and then Coleridge can...
 
BR: But I don’t want to be Colleridge.
 
FS: Undaunted on this desert land…
 
TN: It’s Coleridge, actually.
 
BR: Why did you pick Socrates for yourself? You’re being really bossy.
 
TN: Well, somebody has to keep this together. Who was out all day looking for Poe? Did you have to go and get shit-faced before 11:00 am for the sake of art? I don’t think so.
 
BR: Is there a Plan C?
 
TN: Well… yes. As a matter of fact there is. We abandon this whole thing. Write it off as an abject failure and pipe in Mantovani for the next ten minutes.
 
FS: Is there, is there?
 
BR: I thought it was Montevani.
 
TN: What? Like the… er… Count of Monte, fucking Cristo?
 
FS: Is there balm in Gilead? Tell me. Tell me.
 
Mantovani music starts
 
FS: Quoth the raven nevermore.*
 
TN: What channel is he in? Where’s the mute button, dammit?
 
 
*From The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe
SFX Birdsong
 
BR: Why are you playing birdsong?
 
TN: Oh it helps me to relax. I’ll turn it off when he gets here.
 
BR: Do you have a plan B?
 
TN: I do but let’s give it a few more minutes, huh?
 
FS: What are you waiting for?
 
TN: You know Fred, don’t feel you have to stick around. Thanks for reading the story. You did a great job.
 
BR:Yeah.
 
FS: Thanks.
 
TN: And we’re waiting for Edgar Allen Poe to get here.
 
FS: You might be waiting a long time. He died in 1847.
 
BR: I think it was 1849 actually.
 
TN: Well that’s no excuse, whenever it was. I’ve been looking for him all morning. I went to every fucking bar in town... He looks like that actor, right? … er… what’s his name? It’s on the tip of my tongue, um… you know... er. The guy… the guy that played Django Reinhardt…
 
BR: Oh you mean Sean Penn.
 
TN: Yeah, yeah that’s it, Sean Penn. Yeah. Kind of a squishy face.
 
FS: Did you see him?
 
TN: Who?
 
FS: Sean Penn.
 
TN: No. Of course not. I saw Vincent Price though…
 
FS: Oh.
 
TN:—in the hardware store.
 
FS: Really?
 
BR: Can you turn off those birds now?
 
TN: Okay, okay, if that’s what you want. We were getting to a good bit though.
 
SFX: Cut Birdsong
 
BR: What makes you think Edgar Allen Poe is going to show up?
 
TN: I sent him an email.
 
FS: You emailed him?
 
TN: Yeah.
 
BR: You have his email address?
 
TN: No. Fuck that.
 
FS: Well, how can you email him if you don’t have his address?
 
TN: I just wrote EA Poe and hit send… And he never got back to me. I know he has some problems but even so...
 
BR: Er, what’s plan B?
 
TN: Plan B? Yeah, yeah… maybe it’s time to move on. I got this laudanum from Amazon. I just happened to get three bottles. So, one for each of us. Here you go.
 
SFX—Movement, clinking bottles
 
FS: Thanks.
 
TN: Let’s start with this.
 
BR: It says ‘Poison’ on it.
 
TN: Oh that’s probably just something their legal department came up with. Don’t worry about it.
 
SFX Drinking sound
 
TN: He’s drained it...
 
FS: God it’s bitter.
 
TN: Fred you’re not meant to take the whole thing in one go. It’s meant to be a spoonful or two.
 
FS: Huh?
 
TN: Christ…
 
BR: Why are we taking laudanum?
 
TN: Because I just read in De Quincey’s Diary of an Opium Eater, that this stuff affects one’s sense of time—one year can seem like seventy. This is just what we need for plan B. So take your medicine. Here’s a spoon.
 
SFX—slurping
 
FS: Once upon a midnight…
 
BR: Hmm… Not bad
 
FS: …dreary, while I pondered, weak and…
 
TN: Are you okay Fred?
 
FS: … weary…
 
SFX: stumbling, bumping into things in background
 
FS: Mmm… Yeah I’m fine. This isn’t too bad.
 
BR: So what exactly is Plan B?
 
TN: Seeing as that fucker Poe didn’t show up, Fred is going to be him. He’s here. He read the story. It makes sense. Brent, you’ll be Samuel Taylor Coleridge and I’ll be Socrates. Together, Socrates and Coleridge will interview Edgar Allen Poe. Brilliant, right?
 
BR: Hmm…
 
FS: “Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!”
 
TN: Okay, I think he’s off. You know, he married a thirteen year-old girl. What kind of guy would do that?
 
BR: Yeah.
 
TN: Right… well we should get this while we can.…
 
FS: When the tempest…
 
TN: You go first as Coleridge, then I’ll follow with a question as Socrates.
 
SFX: Stumbling, breaking china
 
TN: What the fuck is he doing out there? Yeah you can go first, unless of course you think Socrates should go first and then Coleridge can...
 
BR: But I don’t want to be Colleridge.
 
FS: Undaunted on this desert land…
 
TN: It’s Coleridge, actually.
 
BR: Why did you pick Socrates for yourself? You’re being really bossy.
 
TN: Well, somebody has to keep this together. Who was out all day looking for Poe? Did you have to go and get shit-faced before 11:00 am for the sake of art? I don’t think so.
 
BR: Is there a Plan C?
 
TN: Well… yes. As a matter of fact there is. We abandon this whole thing. Write it off as an abject failure and pipe in Mantovani for the next ten minutes.
 
FS: Is there, is there?
 
BR: I thought it was Montevani.
 
TN: What? Like the… er… Count of Monte, fucking Cristo?
 
FS: Is there balm in Gilead? Tell me. Tell me.
 
Mantovani music starts
 
FS: Quoth the raven nevermore.*
 
TN: What channel is he in? Where’s the mute button, dammit?
 
 
*From The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe
Music on this episode:
Nocturne in E minor, Opus posth. 72 by Frédéric Chopin
License CC PD
Send in the Clowns by Stephen Sondheim
Arrangement by Mantovani and his Orchestra
Licence CC PD